Christ Church Kid's Page
Ok Kids, you have your own Web Page right here at Christ United Methodist Church. From time to time we will have jokes, games, and other things of interest. Check back often because you never know when there may be a message here from YOUR Sunday School Teacher or a message from our Pastor. Tell your friends to check out this page. Once in a while we will have contests here and you will only be able to win that contest by reading this page so check it out often :)
Here are some jokes to make you smile.
World's Funniest Children's Jokes
... ** What wobbles when it flies? - A Jelly-Copter!!
** What's yellow and swings from one Christmas cake to another? - Tarzipan!!
** What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog? - A croaker spaniel!!
** What's the difference between a witch and a deer? - One's a stunted hag, the other's a hunted stag!!
** What is ET's favourite year? - 19 ET 3 !!
** What alien has the best hearing? - The eeriest!!
** What did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up? - A gone-gone dancer!!
** What is a kangaroo's favourite TV show? - Dr. Roo!!
** What is a cow's favourite TV show? - Dr. Moo !!
** What do you call a beetle from outer space? - Bug Rogers!!
** What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? - You're too young to smoke!!
** Did you hear about the dumb ghost? - He climbed over the wall!!
** Doc: Mrs. Smith, you have acute appendicitis.
Mrs. Smith: I came here to treated, not admired, Doctor!
** Waiter, your thumb is in my soup.
Don't worry Sir, it's not hot!!
** When is a car not a car? - When it is stationary!!
** Where do you always need an over coat? - Chile!!
** Why are Policemen so strong? - Because they can hold up traffic!!
** Why does Santa enjoy working in the garden? - Because he likes to Ho-Ho-Ho!!
** Why did the skeleton cross the road? - To get to the Body Shop!!
** What can you use to cut the sea? - A sea-saw!!
** What do short-sighted ghosts were? - Spookacles!!
** Why can't two elephants go swimming? - Because they only have one pair of trunks!!
** What type of sandals do frogs wear? - Open-Toad!!
** What do you get if you cross elves with a sponge mixture? - Fairy ckaes!!
** Where do cow astronauts travel? - To the mooooon!!
** How do you start a flea race? - Flea-two-one-GO!!
** Where are teachers made? - One an assembly line!!
** What wobbles, can be eaten, and sits in a pram? - A jelly-baby!!
** Have you heard the tale of the brick wall? - I couldn't tell you, you'd never get over it!!
